Hey, you! Yes, YOU! I know you can hear me, buddy, there’s no need to shy away like that.You need this site. Probably. God knows I do, that’s why I set it up.
Because this isn’t like other fml sites and forums. This isn’t a place to winge about how you missed the bus, then an old lady flashed you on the street, and then you got chased by a wild dog for three blocks. Not that that wouldn’t be hilarious.
No, this site is for those of us who don’t just get messed with, but become the utter bloody playthings of the Universe, Fate, and whoever else feels like having a giggle at mortal expense.
And if you’re still reading, then you’re one of us. This site is for you, man. This is where we can all congregate and share stories of how, in one way or another, not only the natural but the supernatural have decided to screw us over.
If you’ve now cast me in the role of complete loony, then go ahead. But please, please get off my site now. Because this is the real business, and it’s not helpful for people to be posting random comments about how we’re all insane on our posts.
We’re all mad here. But we’re also sick and tired of being pushed around for no reason. If you feel you qualify, then please, stick around. I guarantee sympathy, support, and understanding. Oh, and a healthy dose of lulz. At your expense - because what else are friends for, than to take the p*ss?
- zotlot
